It's me, your old friend school! Four of your children were at this school last year and used to the routine, but I certainly gave you a welcome last year when I sent you this letter: TO: The Cornish Family, FROM: School. This year I have something a little different planned for you! In fact, I think I'll start it with your newest member since he's starting this school for the first time. Congratulations, James, YOU are the lucky one chosen to be brought to the clinic the first week with 101.5 fever and vomiting. I understand it's an early birthday gift as well since you'll be four on Saturday. Happy Birthday! And welcome to school.
Yours Truly,
The Virus Department of the Florida Public School System.
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